This is probably one of the funniest articles I've read in quite a while. It's amazing the length some people will go to to disguise the truth, but here, it's absolutely necessary. I especially love "Plumbum oscillans" and "LOBNH," however, some of them are pretty rude, such as the "dirtbag index" and "O or Q." But then again, if you wrote some of this stuff down in plain old english, I'm sure some lawsuits wouldn't be far away.

URL: NEWS.com.au | Doctor, doctor, I'm pumpkin positive (August 22, 2003)